Comedy - Actress
- Ellie Kemper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - I'm going to pick her until she wins. She's a light in the goddamn darkness. Walk in the light, people!
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep - She's got great writing, a great character and swearing. Tough to compete with that.
- Pamela Adlon, Better Things - She's a sassy, little broad.
- Tracie Ellis Ross, Black-ish - She's mad her son is dating a white girl. I liked the flashback scenes and speaking in Dothraki.
- Lily Tomlin, Grace & Frankie - I do like her hippie, absent-minded character. It's not original, but she swears and does drugs.
- Jane Fonda, Grace & Frankie - She smokes pot and she still is bitchy and controlling. Not Jane's fault, right?
- Allison Janney, Mom - I hate this show. The laugh track is dated and the jokes are forced and generic. I love Allison Janney, I like Anna Faris & Jamie Pressley, but I fucking hate this show.
Missed Opportunity: There were a couple of other options: Minnie Driver, Kristin Bell, Natalie Zea, but I'm picking Katy Mixon from American Housewife. She hates snotty bitches and has a regular human size body.
Comedy - Actor
This was the hardest category because a lot of these shows are more weird, surreal and off-putting than actually funny.
- Donald Glover, Atlanta - He has a sarcastic, low-key character and made me smile the most.
- Aziz Ansari, Master of None - He is high energy and rapid-fire with jokes but a little whiny.
- Anthony Anderson, Black-ish - He can be funny, but he always chooses emotional episodes with dramatic speeches. This one's about the election.
- Zach Galifianakis, Baskets - Not one of my shows but I find his voice entertaining.
- Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent - They didn't even attempt to make jokes in this episode - it was about working at a suicide hotline. Lots of cameos from people in actual comedy shows.
- William H. Macy, Shameless - The only supposedly funny thing in this episode is that he was going to bang an old lady.
Missed Opportunity: There's a ton- Ted Danson - The Good Place (hidden malevolence), Hank Azaria - Longmire (swearing and drinking), Jason Jones - The Detour (great physicality), Neil Patrick Harris - A Series of Unfortunate Events (evil singing), Timothy Olyphant - Santa Clarita Diet (sarcasm and killing). I feel bad that those are all white guys.
Comedy - Supporting Actress
Ugh - three people from SNL which should have its own Variety Acting Category (they're in ABC order). This was extremely tough.
Comedy - Supporting Actor
Drama - Actress
Drama - Actor
Pretty bland category this year.
Drama - Supporting Actress
Drama - Supporting Actor
Ugh - three people from SNL which should have its own Variety Acting Category (they're in ABC order). This was extremely tough.
- Judith Light, Transparent - She's very different from Angela Bower, but I'm not sure if she's a caricature or if real people act this way. She had a one-woman show and sang Alanis Morrissette.
- Anna Chlumsky, Veep - Being pregnant will only make her grumpier.
- Kathryn Hahn, Transparent - She is having a faith crisis that can only be made worse when forced to hang around that horrible family.
- Vanessa Bayer, SNL - I liked the first sketch about the perfume, but the voiceover made it funny. She was in 5 sketches and the others only had 3.
- Leslie Jones, SNL - Why didn't she pick the episode where she was auditioning to play Trump? Would have been a better choice.
- Kate McKinnon, SNL - I absolutely hated her singing 'Hallelujah' dressed as Hillary - it was awkward and weird and not funny. And that's the episode she chose - not one of the debates or dozens of other actually funny sketches.
Missed Opportunity - Carol Kane has the most amazing throwaway lines in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Jane Krakowski should have been a definite.
Comedy - Supporting Actor
- Tituss Burgess, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Singing and throwing shade - two things Titus is great at.
- Tony Hale, Veep - We find out about Gary's homelife. His Dad is gay and they worship his stillborn brother.
- Matt Walsh, Veep - Learning about Selina's past and not getting paid. Drink up!
- Ty Burrell, Modern Family - Same solid acting and writing as always.
- Alec Baldwin, SNL - How is this fair? He's not even in the cast and is in only 1 sketch per show except for this episode where he had to stay in makeup to make out with Spicey.
- Louie Anderson, Baskets - I couldn't find this episode anywhere and I refuse to spend 3 bucks on Louie Anderson.
Drama - Actress
- Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid's Tale - Emmy justice for Peggy Olson!
- Robin Wright, House of Cards - It will suck if she never gets a win for this role because she's an icy badass.
- Viola Davis, How to Get away with Murder - Always with the snotty crying.
- Evan Rachel Wood, Westworld - Not actually sure I know what happened but she did some stuff.
- Claire Foy, The Crown - There must have been a better episode to choose. She was upstaged by Churchill and horses doing it.
- Keri Russell, The Americans - Too much going on in this category for assassin Felicity to win.
Missed Opportunity - Maybe the girl from 13 Reasons Why or Kerry Washington?
Drama - Actor
Pretty bland category this year.
- Kevin Spacey, House of Cards - I guess this is his year. He deserves it
- Sterling K. Brown, This Is Us - Emotional episode with crying and feelings.
- Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul - I hate that brother character but Jimmy really hates him.
- Milo Ventimiglia, This Is Us - This show is just not for me, just so many fakeouts and manipulations.
- Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan - He's solid but not flashy.
- Matthew Rhys, The Americans - I watch this show, but I'm not invested in it.
- Anthony Hopkins, Westworld - This would have been an awesome choice for supporting actor but this is not a lead role. He had one 7 minute scene and another just standing around
Missed Opportunity - Last year's winner, Rami Malek, got completely overlooked. And I know it's asking too much to throw Andrew Lincoln some love.
Drama - Supporting Actress
- Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black - There is no comparison to her in this role. She's incredible.
- Thandie Newton, Westworld - Badass woke robot.
- Ann Dowd, The Handmaid's Tale - She and Margo Martindale are interchangeable and everywhere.
- Chrissy Metz, This Is Us - I find this show manipulative and schmaltzy. She's doing what she can.
- Millie Bobby Brown, Stranger Things - She kills people with her mind and bleeds out of her facial orifices. It's truly an honor just to be nominated.
- Samira Wiley, The Handmaid's Tale - She didn't do anything in this episode. Bad choice.
Missed Opportunity - Winona Ryder!! DUH!! She shoplifts 16 years ago and still can't get any respect. Mel Gibson is a racist, sexist wife beater and he got an Oscar nomination last year. You suck Hollywood.
Drama - Supporting Actor
- John Lithgow, The Crown - I watched this episode first and I thought that no one would be able to top his performance and I was right. He outshone the Queen.
- David Harbour, Stranger Things - Badass motherfucker in the present getting tasered and doing CPR and horribly sad in the past watching his daughter die.
- Jeffrey Wright, Westworld - Relives his fake and real memories the way only a robot can.
- Jonathan Banks, Better Call Saul - Mike's always solid but he doesn't have enough to do.
- Ron Cephas Jones, This Is Us - Same sad episode as Sterling K. Brown.
- Michael Kelly, House of Cards - He's good but so easy to overlook.
- Mandy Patinkin, Homeland - I love the Tink but he didn't do anything
Missed Opportunity - No love for Ed Harris in Westworld, people?