Sunday, September 18, 2016

Ranking the Emmy Nominees

When a person is nominated for an acting Emmy, they (or their team) submit one episode for the voters to watch which means I have watched roughly 34 (extra) hours of television the 3 last weeks.  Only 3 sets of castmates chose the same episode to cut down my watch time: Keri and Matthew (a couple in real life too), the Bloodline brothers and Tyrion and Arya (my favorite characters!)  Trying my best to be unbiased to my favorite shows and characters, here is how I rank the 2016 Emmy nominees.  Beware:  Spoilers abound!


Actress - Comedy

1.  Ellie Kemper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - OK, I may be biased on this one.  She's charming and incredible and there's like 10 jokes a minute.  I don't like people who don't like this show.

2.  Laurie Metcalf, Getting On - I plowed through all 18 episodes of this show.  It's filled with sad, awkward and often unlikable characters.  Not to mention all the sick and dying old people.  And she is awkward, but she gets to be obnoxiously over-confident because she is nominated for an award.  This is not a show where things go smoothly or comfortably.

3.  Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep - She's won so many times, but she is awesome.  It's a downer episode about pulling the plug on her mother.  She and Claire Underwood have a lot in common, but Selina cried at the funeral  (not because of her mother).

4.  Tracee Ellis Ross, Blackish - She tries to teach her children lessons about not being a 'lady of leisure' and to work for things as opposed to begging for shoes on GoFundMe.  She gets drunk and mocks the busybody Mom who turns out to be a doctor and has her shit together.  I highly doubt that a 40 something doctor doesn't understand the internet and social media.


5.  Lily Tomlin, Grace & Frankie - She's a snarky old hippie lady who smokes pot and can't drive.  It seems familiar.

6.  Amy Schumer, Inside Amy Schumer - I don't think sketch shows are on the same level of acting as scripted shows.  She was in 3 sketches (basically playing herself), did 45 seconds of stand up and conducted an interview where she shamelessly plugged her movie to a Gun Safety advocate.  Ten minutes of playing 3 non-characters is insulting to the other women in the category.  She'll probably win.

Actor - Comedy
This is the hardest category to choose because nothing was particularly funny, often the exact opposite.  Two episodes were political messages, two dealt with death and the other two were just okay.  Where is the comedy?

1. Aziz Ansari, Master of None -  He is a toned-down version of his character in Parks & Rec - he's whiny, self-absorbed and pretty douchey.  But he actually learns something - like how easy he has it because of the sacrifice his parents made (played by his parents).  As it turns out, old people suck at technology.


2. Thomas Middleditch, Silicon Valley - I don't watch this show, so it's the first episode I've ever seen.  He's a nerdy tech guy that spills the beans to a reporter instead of HR.  He's silly and awkward and endearing.


3. Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent - He is pretty much a lock to win and I will acknowledge that he is actually acting.  But this show is not a comedy at all.  AT ALL.  This episode is set at a womyn's outdoor fest and they refuse to let Trans people attend because of the societal privilege and political ramifications of having a penis.  It's an interesting and surprising take on how there are debates and fights within the LBGT community, but not really funny.  You're all drama, move on.


4.  Anthony Anderson, Blackish - Here's the other political piece concerning the Black Lives Matter movement.  Yes, it's an important and trending topic, but be funny while doing it (this is a comedy show).  He is adamant and near tears at times, but that's not funny - I liked the grandmother and little kids more.  He should have picked the 'Sink or Swim' episode that Tracee Ellis Ross chose.


5. Will Forte, Last Man on Earth - Such an unfortunate title because it is not the case at all.  I like this show, but this is not a funny episode.  He goes to sit at his brother's deathbed.  Stop bringing the drama in the comedy category - I've had too much of the sad shit.  Make 'em laugh.  Watch Sullivan's Travels.  A fart jar is cute, looking at your own grave is not.


6.  William H. Macy, Shameless - I really don't like this show or find it funny in any way.  They are all such fuck-ups that it is beyond believable.  Anyway, his girlfriend or whatever died and he's sad and humps her clothes in the graveyard.  He is barely in the episode and I had to plow through a terrible hour featuring the rest of the disgusting family.  BOOOOOO!



Supporting Actress - Comedy

1.  Anna Chlumsky, Veep - This is her fourth nomination.  She's always frantic and quick with a swear-filled insult.  Can she wrestle it away from Allison Janney?

2.  Allison Janney, Mom - I hate to say it because this show sucks, but she was good.  It was a lot less hokey and forced compared to last year's episode.  She just wins a lot, so spread it around.  

3.  Judith Light, Transparent - This is certainly not the Angela Bower I'm used to.  There's a tub scene - watch at your own peril.

4.  Niecy Nash, Getting On - She is the straight-faced, no-nonsense one on this show and didn't do funny stuff (I mean funny for this show).  She talked to a woman about anorexia and to her family about home health care for their mother-in-law.  

5.  Gabby Hoffman, Transparent - This character is so annoying and selfish and unlikable.  All I can see is armpit hair.  

6.  Kate McKinnon, SNL - I saw her in 3 sketches.  She was Hillary morphing into Bernie, a blob fish mermaid and Tilda Swinton.  They can't even make Celebrity Jeopardy funny anymore.

Supporting Actor - Comedy

1.  Tituss Burgess, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - He's incredible and needs to be acknowledged with a win.  He sings, he shrieks, he makes fun of everyone - he's glorious.

2.  Ty Burrell - Modern Family - He has won a lot but his character is great and I have a soft spot for squares getting high and the wackiness that ensues.  


3.  Andre Braugher, Brooklyn Nine-Nine - His straightedge, monotone pairs nicely with Andy Samberg's childish antics.  


4.  Tony Hale, Veep -  I'm proud of what Buster has become.  He has a total breakdown defending Selina and gets to say the F word - very un-Gary.


5.  Matt Walsh, Veep - I would have rather seen Kevin Dunn or Gary Cole get a nomination.


6.  Louie Anderson, Baskets - Yes, he's in drag, but this was uncomfortable, boring and severely unfunny.  


7.  Keegen-Michael Key, Key & Peele -  Every skit dragged on too long and sketch shows should have their own categories.

Actress - Drama

1.  Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black - Drinking, drugs, dancing, sexy time, hallucinations, suicidal thoughts and that's just one of the 6 to 8 different characters she plays every episode.


2.  Robin Wright, House of Cards -  I'm so frustrated because I want her to win and she deserves to, but this wasn't the best choice for this character.  Claire is an ice queen - don't pick an episode where she kills her mother without a tear and then gives a pandering, lackluster speech.  Pick one where she is manipulative, bitchy or pretending to have emotions.  In Ep 41, Hannah asks her if she regrets not having children and she immediately says "Do you regret having them?" - that's fucking memorable; that's Claire.

3.  Keri Russell, The Americans -  I really thought I would rate her lower, but the episode shows her and her husband and how they are dealing with things differently.  He's breaking down and she's keeping everything together.  Plus, she gives a badass comeuppance to her narc of a daughter and gets these freaky veins under her eyes.  "You get in the mood," is not exactly the most feminist speech but it's how she has survived.  Send Paige to Moscow, please!

4.  Viola Davis, How to Get away with Murder -  I know this is the Drama category and I know what that word means, but she is literally holding her dead baby for 5 minutes.  Drama doesn't have to be so exceptionally hard to watch.  An awesome courtroom speech can have just as much resonance as the cringe-inducing, worst moments ever type of drama.

5.  Claire Danes, Homeland -  The character's thing is being bipolar so she goes off her meds, is jerky to her boyfriend, falls off the wagon and has visions of the kid that she let get killed and was also banging.  This seems to happen every season.

6.  Taraji P. Henson, Empire - The most memorable thing about this character is her wardrobe.  Giant furs and weird boas that look like recycled blue teddy bears, everything else was just loud grandstanding.



Actor - Drama

1,  Rami Malek, Mr. Robot - This is a strange show and he's a strange looking guy, but this episode perfectly introduces Elliot and makes you want to keep watching.  He's a hacker Robin Hood.  He wants to help people and save the world from corporations.  He also is addicted to morphine, hates being touched, and is a self-proclaimed schizo.  Watching his blank expression while listening to his inner monologue trash the person he's talking to is hysterical.

2.  Kevin Spacey, House of Cards - He might have been first if not for that stupid cat movie.  Man, Francis is looking old this season.  He's running against a young guy, terrorists are kidnapping people and televising their deaths and Claire is going to be his VP.  But he sure can give a speech. "We don't submit to terror, we make terror," is very Heisenberg-esque.

3. Kyle Chandler, Bloodline - He has this bubbling fury just beneath his skin because he can't make everyone do what he wants.  He thinks it's for the best but it's mostly best for him.  It is all unraveling around him.  No one will help, he's alone and it's over without them.  He's just lost.

4.  Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan -  Ray gets shot by Armenians, beats up his daughter's almost statutory rapist, saves his Dad and kills said Armenians.  Naturally, he goes to Church and confesses that he was molested by the priest he killed in a previous episode.  Seems like a pretty normal day in LA.

5.  Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul - This was an awesome supporting character, but this show is boooring.  He should have picked the episode where he and Kim grift the douche in the bar.  I like Slippin' Jimmy the conman much more than trying to get the approval of his annoying as shit brother.

6.  Matthew Rhys, The Americans - Keri Russell had most of the meat in this episode.  He is falling apart from guilt and looks terrible, but visiting a grave, going to EST and playing hockey aren't really Emmy worthy.



Supporting Actress - Drama

1.  Lena Headey, Game of Thrones - Sorry but I can't be unbiased about her.  She should have won for her drunken, domineering ramblings during the Battle of the Blackwater.  All hail, Queen Cersei!

2.  Maura Tierney, The Affair -  She has a DAY.  She goes to court, dumps her boyfriend, gets drunk, gets high, goes to the salon, picks up her kids, gets into an accident and gets arrested.  Her foray into pot doesn't end as well as Phil Dunphy's.


3.  Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey - Sassy, old broad alert!  It's the last time for this character, so she could get the sentimental vote.

4.  Maisie Williams, Game of Thrones -  She ran away from the T-1000 in waif form and declared herself Arya Stark.  Now go finish that Kill List.

5.  Constance Zimmer, UnReal - Her character is best when she is in the control room  ripping on everyone.  She had to go with her boyfriend to the hospital and get confronted by his wife.  I like her confident, not humbled.

6.  Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones - She gave a speech in Dothraki, pushed over some fire pits and emerged from the fire again.  It was important for the character but not a lot going on acting-wise.

Supporting Actor - Drama
This category is all about tough guys and badass moments.

1.  Kit Harington, Game of Thrones - Badass moment: the whole episode.  He valiantly fails to save brother, draws sword against ensuing slaughter, survives deadly battle and being trampled, follows horse-riding enemy on foot, uses shield for point blank arrows, beats enemy to a bloody pulp, but doesn't kill him so his sister can get revenge on her rapist.  You know some things, Jon Snow.

2.  Jonathan Banks, Better Call Saul - I am sentimentally attached to this character and wouldn't mind if he pulled an upset.  Badass moments:  He ambushes 2 much younger punks trying to ambush him and then he negotiates from death - to $50K with Tio Salamanca while outnumbered 5 to 1.  Plus, he looks just like Billy Joel.

3.  Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones - I love him, but he shouldn't have won last year.  This was a 'funny' Tyrion episode.  He tried to play a drinking game and tell jokes with people who don't drink or have a sense of humor.

4.  Jon Voight, Ray Donovan -  He had a mostly sweet episode - babysitting a horrible child wannabe actress, going to visit Terry in jail even though he won't see him and throwing a party for the apartment complex.  Badass Moment:  Kills the jaggy local pimp and makes it look like an accident.

5.  Ben Mendelsohn, Bloodline - He was robbed last year and now this character has nothing to do.  Badass Moment:  Haunting his unraveling, tortured brother.  Can't wait to see him as bad guys in Rogue One and Ready Player One

6.  Michael Kelly, House of Cards - He really didn't do much all episode except his Badass Moment.  He attacks the Press Secretary, flips his chair and suffocates him until he relents. "If I can't have loyalty, I'll have obedience."


I didn't rewatch the 5 episodes they submitted but anyway.

Comedy Show

1. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Funniest, quirkiest show on TV or streaming or whatever.

2.  Veep - A solid comedy not sure what's going to happen next year.  Maybe a title change?

3.  Master of None - It was good enough to plow through in 2 days.

4.  Modern Family - It's still alright, but nothing spectacular.

5.  Transparent - Not a comedy!!!

N/A Blackish and Silicon Valley - I don't watch them.

Drama Show

1.  Game of Thrones - This was the best season of an amazing show - not a lot of down moments and it set up the final 13 episodes.  Shit's getting real, y'all.

2.  Mr. Robot - I feel like I didn't always know what was happening, technically speaking, but it blended shock moments, humor and drama well.  It has some very intriguing shot set-ups that keep everything off balance.

3.  House of Cards - A very good season but had a couple of meh episodes.  I hate dream /coma sequences.

These last four I judged on how quickly I would watch the show after I recorded them:

4.  Downton Abbey -  Same night.  I guess since the family endured so many tragedies through the years that it was okay to end on such a happy note for everyone, but it seemed too easy.

5.  Homeland - Within a couple of days.  Just in case in gets spoiled before I watch it.

6.  The Americans - 3 months later.  I like it, but don't love it.  Not enough happens and this nomination was reward enough.

7.  Better Call Saul - 4-5 months later.  When the annoying as shit brother recorded him, I was finally excited to watch the next episode.  Unfortunately, it was the finale.  

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

My Emmy Nominees

These are my Emmy picks - not predictions of who will be nominated, but who I think should be nominated.  This is who I deem worthy, Academy be damned.  But try as a I might, I just can't watch every show.

Comedy Show
  • Brooklyn Nine-Nine - I watch it and it's alright.
  • Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I do like a musical comedy and they did a song called 'Heavy Boobs'.
  • The Goldbergs - Why not?  It's not an Academy favorite but I'll go with the nostalgia factor which keeps me interested.
  • The Muppets - Goddamn you for ruining this for me, ignorant people of America.
  • Scream Queens - It is hysterically shocking and horrifying and then they gruesomely kill people.
  • Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Not as good as season 1, but better than almost everything else.

Comedy - Actress
  • Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Great songs plus she's daring and puts it all out there.
  • Jamie Lee Curtis, Scream Queens - Emma deserves it more.
  • Ellie Kemper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - She got robbed last year  #hashbrownyousuck
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep - But someone else should win.  You have enough.
  • Wendi McLendon-Covey, The Goldbergs - She isn't Jewish and doesn't have kids - now that's acting!
  • Emma Roberts, Scream Queens - She is the second most evil and glorious bitch on TV - Queen Cersei rules!
Comedy - Actor
  • Aziz Ansari - Master of None - A weak category but not a bad show.
  • Will Forte, The Last Man on Earth - Bordering creepy at all times but still funny.
  • Jeff Garlin, The Goldbergs - Not just because I saw him at the Cubs game.
  • Timothy Omundsen, Galavant - I'm really strapped for worthy dudes.
  • Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Still cool.
  • Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent - I don't think this show is a comedy, but he's good.

Comedy - Supporting Actress
  • Donna Lynne Champlin, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - She's the not-so-sensible best friend of batshit crazy.
  • Anna Chlumsky, Veep - Not just because she's My Girl.
  • Carol Kane, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Also criminally ignored last year.
  • Jane Krakowski, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Cousin Vicky deserves a career win.
  • Kristen Schaal, Last Man on Earth - SO awkward and uncomfortable.
  • Sofia Vergara, Modern Family - She should get a win before it's over.

Comedy - Supporting Actor
  • Andre Braugher, Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Why not?
  • Tituss Burgess, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Always amazing.
  • Jere Burns, Angie Tribeca - I love this guy in everything!
  • Jaime Cavil, Jane the Virgin - The heart and the self-obsessed crazy of the show.
  • Ed O'Neill, Modern Family - He deserves an eventual win.
  • Glen Powell, Scream Queens -  He is an amazingly clueless, idiotically dumb jock.

Holy Shit Thought:  The Odd Couple got a second season?!?

Undeniable refusal:  I loved The Muppets as a show but refuse to acknowledge those hideous, non-original voices for Emmy rewards.

What I don't watch:  Silicon Valley, Mozart in the Jungle, Black-ish, Shameless, Mom, House of Lies, Portlandia, Inside Amy Schumer, The Mindy Project, Getting On, 

What I'm totally over (even though I watch it):  Girls, Modern Family, Transparent, Big Bang Theory, New Girl

Drama - Show
  • The Affair - It's unraveling for every character very nicely.
  • Game of Thrones - Finally, shit is going down.  War of the Women!
  • House of Cards - A much better season with an election at risk.
  • Mr. Robot - Not that I ever completely understood what was going on, I do feel pretty cool for almost getting some of it.
  • Orange is the New Black - Certainly a big let-down after a stellar season but not as bad after the second viewing.
  • The Walking Dead - This is the only show I try to watch live, so that has to mean something.

Drama Actress
  • Viola Davis, How to Get away with Murder - How many murders can you get away with?  Hallucinations - UGH?!!?   And it's hard to choose what letters to capitalize.
  • Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black - There is no doubt that her 7 characters run rings around everyone.   
  • Krysten Ritter, Jessica Jones - A tough girl with a sad story - if only we could all jump like that.
  • Taylor Schilling, OITNB - She showed some development and moments of badassery.
  • Kerry Washington, Scandal - This character has been through A LOT!
  • Robin Wright, House of Cards - She's been robbed in the past - I think it's her year.

Drama - Actor
  • Kyle Chandler, Bloodline - It's fun to watch him drop F-bombs as his life unravels.
  • Andrew Lincoln, The Walking Dead - He kills, he cries, he's tender, he's furious - he goes through far more emotions than all of these actors combined.
  • Rami Malek, Mr. Robot - He's so weird and strange - and I'm trying really hard to get it.
  • Liev Schrieber, Ray Donovan - The character is learning the reasons behind his taciturn nature and promiscuity (living in LA?).
  • Kevin Spacey, House of Cards - It's his to win since Jon Hamm finally got one.
  • Dominic West, The Affair - I've gotten used to Idris Elba, but Jimmy McNulty can never speak with a British accent.

Drama Supporting Actress

  • Uzo Aduba, OITNB - She's a constant bright point and she had new pain after V died.
  • Danielle Brooks, OITNB - She's the Mom now and it's time to be recognized.
  • Lena Headey, Game of Thrones - She is the Queen of all badasses.
  • Melissa McBride, The Walking Dead - A character who is constantly changing and adapting and changing again - isn't that what good acting is?  Get over the zombie shit!
  • Maura Tierney, The Affair - She is just a mess and it's awesome.
  • Constance Zimmer, UnReal - Nailed it, but has she ever played a different character?

Drama - Supporting Actor
  • Jonathan Banks, Better Call Saul - He is the only reason I watch this sub-par show that everyone is way too enamored with.
  • Peter Dinkalage, Game of Thrones - He's always solid.
  • Joel Kinnamon, House of Cards - The dude is Swedish and plays an entitled, American douchebag awesomely.
  • Jeffrey Dean Morgan, The Good Wife - Yeah, his George Clooney-ness won me over - I'm not perfect.
  • Christian Slater, Mr. Robot - It might be more for nostaglia's sake, but who cares?
  • David Tennant, Jessica Jones - He was a great and terrible villain

What I don't watch or am not up-to-date on:  Outlander, The X Files, The Americans, Billions, The Blacklist, Bates Motel, Empire, Daredevil

What I'm totally over (even though I watch it):  Better Call Saul, Downton Abbey, The Good Wife, Homeland, The Leftovers, Nashville


Guest Actress -  Comedy
  • Anna Camp, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - She certainly gets typecast as an uppity, white, privileged bitch, but it works.
  • Tina Fey, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Because I have to.
  • Melora Hardin, Transparent - She provided the only moment I laughed all season.
  • Lisa Kudrow, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Trapped in the 90's, just like her daughter, but scarred in different ways.
  • Jenny Slate, Girls - I like her in everything.  She has a fun voice.
  • Michaela Watkins, Transparent - She is doing dramatic acting in this dramatic show.

Guest Actor - Comedy

  • Christopher Abbott, Girls -  Charlie's back and is a male prostitute/pimp addicted to drugs?
  • Michael Cera, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp - A bright spot in a rough show.
  • Peter McNichol, Veep - Everyone loves this guy.  And now he's mean and swears!
  • Jason Mantzoukas, Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rafi's a better character, but what can you do?
  • Bob Newhart, The Big Bang Theory - He's Bob fucking Newhart.  Give him whatever he wants.
  • Peter Scolari, Girls - I love his midlife crisis/journey of exploration.

Guest Actress - Drama
  • Ellen Burstyn, House of Cards - Icy bitches have icy, bitchy mothers.
  • Stockard Channing, The Good Wife - I love a good grift.
  • Judy Greer, Masters of Sex - Judy, Judy, Judy...
  • Nathasha Lyonne, OITNB - Trusting Luschek - rookie mistake.
  • Colbie Minifie, Jessica Jones - Annoying and crazy!  Two-fer!
  • Carrie Preston, The Good Wife - Give Elsbeth a spin-off.

Guest Actor - Drama
  • Dominic Cooper, Agent Carter - I like his accent and joie de vivre.
  • Gregg Henry, Scandal - Trump modeled his campaign after this guy.
  • John Carroll Lynch, The Walking Dead - Stupid Morgan got the cheesemaker killed.
  • Jeffrey Dean Morgan, The Walking Dead - The buildup was worth it.
  • Pablo Schrieber, OITNB - A little bit of Pornstache goes a long way.
  • BD Wong, Mr. Robot - It's a total What the Fuck was that scene.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

My Oscar Picks

Here's who I think should win - it certainly won't be who actually does.

Best Picture - With a review in 9 words or less.
1.  Room - Best movie of the year: original, suspenseful, meaningful.
2.  Mad Max: Fury Road - Crazy, unexplained shit going as fast as possible.
3.  Brooklyn - Quiet, lovely character study.
2.  The Revenant - Beautifully shot but a little long.
5.  The Big Short - Understood it more than the ending of Trading Places.
6.  Spotlight - Wanted to loooooove it but reading microfiche is boring.
7.  The Martian - Good movie.  Sure.  Oscar worthy?  Not so much.
8.  Bridge of Spies - It takes a long time getting to that bridge.
9.  Carol - Slow and methodical. 

Best Director
1. George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road - So much amazing visual stuff happening.  
2. Alejandro G. Inarritu, The Revenant - A lot of great shots and scenes.
3. Lenny Abrahamson, Room - A much smaller, intimate film than 1 & 2.
4. Tom McCarthy, Spotlight - I loved The Station Agent, The Visitor and Win Win.  Those films are why I didn't put him last.
5. Adam McKay, The Big Short - He's directed 5 Will Ferrell movies.  That's why he's last.

Best Actress
1. Brie Larson, Room - She's frantic, desperate, broken yet hopeful.
2. Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn - Very subtle but strong like a good Irish girl.
3. Cate Blanchett, Carol - She's always good - Australia's Meryl Streep.
4. Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years – I didn't see it, but I liked DOA.
5. Jennifer Lawrence, Joy – Wasn't Meryl in a movie this year?  Because this one sucked.
Best Actor
1.  Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant – It's definitely unlike his other work.  He didn't even get nominated for The Departed, Catch Me If You Can, Django Unchained or Titanic.
2.  Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl - He looked great as a woman, but Hawking was his masterpiece.
3.  Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs - It's hard to make Fassbender unattractive, but white gym shoes and a T-neck did the trick.
4.  Matt Damon, The Martian - He lost some weight, but it's still just Matt Damon in space.
5. Bryan Cranston, Trumbo – Didn't get to see this, sorry Heisenberg.

Best Supporting Actress
1. Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight – She was awesome – funny and stood her own with the dudes.
2. Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl – She was quirky, emotional and endearing.
3. Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs – Not enough for an Oscar, so she'll win.
4. Rooney Mara, Carol – She stared off into space a lot; she's much cooler as Lisbeth Salander.
5. Rachel McAdams, Spotlight – She highlights a mean phone book.

Best Supporting Actor 
1. Tom Hardy, The Revenant - As I was watching it, I couldn't believe he wasn't considered a lock for a nomination.  A perfect foil to Leo's bubbling rage.
2. Christian Bale, The Big Short - Another complete transformation - didn't understand what he was talking about, but he said it well.
3Sylvester Stallone, Creed - He's not known for his acting skills and there are a lot more  people that deserve a career award.
4. Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies - He was a fun treat in a dry movie.
5. Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight - He had an outburst, but it's not memorable enough.