Comedy Show
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine - I watch it and it's alright.
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I do like a musical comedy and they did a song called 'Heavy Boobs'.
- The Goldbergs - Why not? It's not an Academy favorite but I'll go with the nostalgia factor which keeps me interested.
- The Muppets - Goddamn you for ruining this for me, ignorant people of America.
- Scream Queens - It is hysterically shocking and horrifying and then they gruesomely kill people.
- Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Not as good as season 1, but better than almost everything else.
Comedy - Actress
- Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Great songs plus she's daring and puts it all out there.
- Jamie Lee Curtis, Scream Queens - Emma deserves it more.
- Ellie Kemper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - She got robbed last year #hashbrownyousuck
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep - But someone else should win. You have enough.
- Wendi McLendon-Covey, The Goldbergs - She isn't Jewish and doesn't have kids - now that's acting!
- Emma Roberts, Scream Queens - She is the second most evil and glorious bitch on TV - Queen Cersei rules!
Comedy - Actor
- Aziz Ansari - Master of None - A weak category but not a bad show.
- Will Forte, The Last Man on Earth - Bordering creepy at all times but still funny.
- Jeff Garlin, The Goldbergs - Not just because I saw him at the Cubs game.
- Timothy Omundsen, Galavant - I'm really strapped for worthy dudes.
- Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Still cool.
- Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent - I don't think this show is a comedy, but he's good.
Comedy - Supporting Actress
- Donna Lynne Champlin, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - She's the not-so-sensible best friend of batshit crazy.
- Anna Chlumsky, Veep - Not just because she's My Girl.
- Carol Kane, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Also criminally ignored last year.
- Jane Krakowski, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Cousin Vicky deserves a career win.
- Kristen Schaal, Last Man on Earth - SO awkward and uncomfortable.
- Sofia Vergara, Modern Family - She should get a win before it's over.
Comedy - Supporting Actor
- Andre Braugher, Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Why not?
- Tituss Burgess, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Always amazing.
- Jere Burns, Angie Tribeca - I love this guy in everything!
- Jaime Cavil, Jane the Virgin - The heart and the self-obsessed crazy of the show.
- Ed O'Neill, Modern Family - He deserves an eventual win.
- Glen Powell, Scream Queens - He is an amazingly clueless, idiotically dumb jock.
Holy Shit Thought: The Odd Couple got a second season?!?
Undeniable refusal: I loved The Muppets as a show but refuse to acknowledge those hideous, non-original voices for Emmy rewards.
What I don't watch: Silicon Valley, Mozart in the Jungle, Black-ish, Shameless, Mom, House of Lies, Portlandia, Inside Amy Schumer, The Mindy Project, Getting On,
What I'm totally over (even though I watch it): Girls, Modern Family, Transparent, Big Bang Theory, New Girl
What I'm totally over (even though I watch it): Girls, Modern Family, Transparent, Big Bang Theory, New Girl
Drama - Show
- The Affair - It's unraveling for every character very nicely.
- Game of Thrones - Finally, shit is going down. War of the Women!
- House of Cards - A much better season with an election at risk.
- Mr. Robot - Not that I ever completely understood what was going on, I do feel pretty cool for almost getting some of it.
- Orange is the New Black - Certainly a big let-down after a stellar season but not as bad after the second viewing.
- The Walking Dead - This is the only show I try to watch live, so that has to mean something.
Drama Actress
- Viola Davis, How to Get away with Murder - How many murders can you get away with? Hallucinations - UGH?!!? And it's hard to choose what letters to capitalize.
- Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black - There is no doubt that her 7 characters run rings around everyone.
- Krysten Ritter, Jessica Jones - A tough girl with a sad story - if only we could all jump like that.
- Taylor Schilling, OITNB - She showed some development and moments of badassery.
- Kerry Washington, Scandal - This character has been through A LOT!
- Robin Wright, House of Cards - She's been robbed in the past - I think it's her year.
Drama - Actor
- Kyle Chandler, Bloodline - It's fun to watch him drop F-bombs as his life unravels.
- Andrew Lincoln, The Walking Dead - He kills, he cries, he's tender, he's furious - he goes through far more emotions than all of these actors combined.
- Rami Malek, Mr. Robot - He's so weird and strange - and I'm trying really hard to get it.
- Liev Schrieber, Ray Donovan - The character is learning the reasons behind his taciturn nature and promiscuity (living in LA?).
- Kevin Spacey, House of Cards - It's his to win since Jon Hamm finally got one.
- Dominic West, The Affair - I've gotten used to Idris Elba, but Jimmy McNulty can never speak with a British accent.
Drama Supporting Actress
- Uzo Aduba, OITNB - She's a constant bright point and she had new pain after V died.
- Danielle Brooks, OITNB - She's the Mom now and it's time to be recognized.
- Lena Headey, Game of Thrones - She is the Queen of all badasses.
- Melissa McBride, The Walking Dead - A character who is constantly changing and adapting and changing again - isn't that what good acting is? Get over the zombie shit!
- Maura Tierney, The Affair - She is just a mess and it's awesome.
- Constance Zimmer, UnReal - Nailed it, but has she ever played a different character?
Drama - Supporting Actor
- Jonathan Banks, Better Call Saul - He is the only reason I watch this sub-par show that everyone is way too enamored with.
- Peter Dinkalage, Game of Thrones - He's always solid.
- Joel Kinnamon, House of Cards - The dude is Swedish and plays an entitled, American douchebag awesomely.
- Jeffrey Dean Morgan, The Good Wife - Yeah, his George Clooney-ness won me over - I'm not perfect.
- Christian Slater, Mr. Robot - It might be more for nostaglia's sake, but who cares?
- David Tennant, Jessica Jones - He was a great and terrible villain
What I don't watch or am not up-to-date on: Outlander, The X Files, The Americans, Billions, The Blacklist, Bates Motel, Empire, Daredevil
What I'm totally over (even though I watch it): Better Call Saul, Downton Abbey, The Good Wife, Homeland, The Leftovers, Nashville
Guest Actress - Comedy
- Anna Camp, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - She certainly gets typecast as an uppity, white, privileged bitch, but it works.
- Tina Fey, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Because I have to.
- Melora Hardin, Transparent - She provided the only moment I laughed all season.
- Lisa Kudrow, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Trapped in the 90's, just like her daughter, but scarred in different ways.
- Jenny Slate, Girls - I like her in everything. She has a fun voice.
- Michaela Watkins, Transparent - She is doing dramatic acting in this dramatic show.
Guest Actor - Comedy
- Christopher Abbott, Girls - Charlie's back and is a male prostitute/pimp addicted to drugs?
- Michael Cera, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp - A bright spot in a rough show.
- Peter McNichol, Veep - Everyone loves this guy. And now he's mean and swears!
- Jason Mantzoukas, Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rafi's a better character, but what can you do?
- Bob Newhart, The Big Bang Theory - He's Bob fucking Newhart. Give him whatever he wants.
- Peter Scolari, Girls - I love his midlife crisis/journey of exploration.
Guest Actress - Drama
- Ellen Burstyn, House of Cards - Icy bitches have icy, bitchy mothers.
- Stockard Channing, The Good Wife - I love a good grift.
- Judy Greer, Masters of Sex - Judy, Judy, Judy...
- Nathasha Lyonne, OITNB - Trusting Luschek - rookie mistake.
- Colbie Minifie, Jessica Jones - Annoying and crazy! Two-fer!
- Carrie Preston, The Good Wife - Give Elsbeth a spin-off.
Guest Actor - Drama
- Dominic Cooper, Agent Carter - I like his accent and joie de vivre.
- Gregg Henry, Scandal - Trump modeled his campaign after this guy.
- John Carroll Lynch, The Walking Dead - Stupid Morgan got the cheesemaker killed.
- Jeffrey Dean Morgan, The Walking Dead - The buildup was worth it.
- Pablo Schrieber, OITNB - A little bit of Pornstache goes a long way.
- BD Wong, Mr. Robot - It's a total What the Fuck was that scene.
