Here is how I rank the Best Picture Nominees and a review in 8 words or less:
1. Whiplash - Vern Schillinger returns to kick music's ass.
2. The Imitation Game - Cumberbatch is a badass, gay genius.
3. Birdman - Hard to recommend; actors are smarmy douches.
4. The Theory of Everything - I liked Mr. Mom, but Holy Shit!
5. Boyhood - It seemed like it was going somewhere...
6. American Sniper - Cooper was good; the ending was obscenely abrupt.
7. Selma - Very upset to find out he cheated constantly.
8. The Grand Budapest Hotel - Watch The Royal Tenenbaums instead.
