Monday, January 13, 2014

Golden Globes 2014 (but for 2013 movies)

A couple of notes about last night's Golden Globes:

Amy and Tina's best line: "George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age."

Runner-Up:  "Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College."

This was Breaking Bad and Bryan Cranston's first Golden Globe?  A little behind the times HFPA.  But you get a 'Yeah, Bitch!' for finally getting it right.  They had me from Day 1.

I don't know who Taylor Kinney is but I know he can't say candelabra.  First impressions are everything.

Bono's glasses reached a record-high level of jag-baggery.

I still don't think I'm ready for Matthew McConaughey to be considered a legitimate actor.  Let's see if he gets an Oscar nomination on Thursday before I have to take an official stance.

The whole Woody Allen situation is so weird, especially how she said he is great for actresses.  Are there women who refuse to work with him because of his creepiness?  Besides Mia Farrow, of course.  Does anyone refuse to work with Roman Polanski?  Because they should - I read the transcripts, he's gross.

Hearing the name Steve McQueen and then seeing a large, black British man is quite jarring.

Hearing that Michael Douglas won a Golden Globe for Romancing the Stone is also jarring, but in a strangely pleasant way.

Worst Dress:  

That ruffle could clothe all of the Somali pirates.

Runner-Up:

Don't old women wear purple and red together as a joke?  This is not funny.

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